Prison Angling Enthusiasts Gifts

Fishing in Jail

"Only caught one, eh."

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

FISH ESCAPE.

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

"I found your contact lens."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

Exit vent. Cell block. Climb down bedsheets. Hide behind shrubs. Machine shop. Get tools. Cut fence. Climb tower. View prison up here. Supply room. Crawl through vent. Rope ladder. This escape plan of yours might have worked if it wasn't for the going-away party! Good bye! We'll miss you.

Get you anything while I'm out?

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

"I think I found the problem...."

The great escape.