Incarcerated Anglers Gifts

Fishing in Jail

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'He did it for us.'

Hell's Anglers

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Buddha Fishing

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

The Incomplete Angler

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

Angel

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Man fishing unsuccessfully.

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

God fishing.

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

A Disgorger

Angelfish.

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

Palliative care for worms.

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

'Now hook him in the lip and give it a yank'

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'