Prison Angling Enthusiasts Mugs

Fishing in Jail

"Only caught one, eh."

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

Santa visits prison.

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

The great escape.

"I think I found the problem...."