Price Conscious Pals Gifts

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Sale.

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Crisis Buzz.

Capitalism gone nuts!

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

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Avocado Prices

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

Pharmacy. These days a miracle drug is one that I can afford.

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

"Overpriced to astronomical, sir."

'I love this RX site - I can look up prices for all of my unaffordable medicine around town!'

GAS CRUNCH

Consumer Weekly �9.50 - Rip-Off Britain