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'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Sale.

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

Crisis Buzz.

Capitalism gone nuts!

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

Avocado Prices

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

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'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

"Overpriced to astronomical, sir."

'I love this RX site - I can look up prices for all of my unaffordable medicine around town!'

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

GAS CRUNCH

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