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'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Sale.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Crisis Buzz.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

Capitalism gone nuts!

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

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'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

"Overpriced to astronomical, sir."

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''