Price Awareness Advocate Gifts

"There's very little an individual store can do about rising food prices, Mom!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Sale.

"Everything's gone up."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Gullib-Os

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Crisis Buzz.

More Unequal Than Others

Capitalism gone nuts!

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

'What a bargain!'

A Company Run By One Genius Supervising Thousands of Morons

Short Memories

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

Street Organist in the East End Slums

Opium Den 2019

'Who would you rather be poor under - Labour, the Tories or the Lib Dems?'

'Hon, I'm going shiplifting something for our dinner.'

Avocado Prices

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

Pharmacy. These days a miracle drug is one that I can afford.

"Jesus was a champion of the poor. If he came back today, you would not be able to hear him over the sound of religious conservatives booing his liberal agenda."

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

'Thank you for participating in the 'Redistribution of Wealth' movement.'

Please solve this problem by throwing money at it.

"Overpriced to astronomical, sir."

'Fight income inequality!'

"Students...we had some changes over summer. The good news is our classroom size has been cut by 15 percent! The bad news...our desk budget has been cut by 40 percent!"

'Wait till your father gets a home.'