Press Conference Observer Pillows

Louie Gohmert

Trial by Media

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Fear of news.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

Dollars Press Conference

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

Nicolas Maduro

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Peace at last !

Austerity Egg Hunt.

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

Facebook in Crisis

Cornucopia of guns

Man Wrapped In Film

"That's a very good question, which is why we're going to move on to the next question."

Budget House of Cards