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"And since Mr. Hussein did not see his shadow we predict only four more weeks of insurrection."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Conference Pears

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'And in conclusion.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Communication Breakdowns

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'And in conclusion...'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Dollars Press Conference

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Fancy Interfacing with you here.