Press Conference Enthusiast Pillows

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Dollars Press Conference

"I'm here today to walk back what I said yesterday."

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

The Daily Me

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

"It's a fair COP26."

power of press

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

"That's a very good question, which is why we're going to move on to the next question."

'All these conferences look the same.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Road? What particular road are we talking about here? You'll have to be more specific..."

The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

'I have time for 3 more of those politically booby-trapped minefields you call questions.'

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"For a change of pace, you shout and answer and I'll make up a question."