Press Conference Observer Mugs

Louie Gohmert

Trial by Media

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Fear of news.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Dollars Press Conference

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

Facebook in Crisis

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Peace at last !

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Cornucopia of guns

Nicolas Maduro

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

Man Wrapped In Film

"That's a very good question, which is why we're going to move on to the next question."