Prehistoric Poser Gifts

Caveman painting by numbers.

The Dawn of Civilization.

Caveman Fireman Calendar

The First Art Critic

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Racing

Early photobombing

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

65 Million Years Ago

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

The Evolution Of Man.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.