Prehistoric Poser Mugs

Caveman painting by numbers.

The Dawn of Civilization.

Caveman Fireman Calendar

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Racing

Early photobombing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The discovery of asparagus.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

65 Million Years Ago

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'