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'Baby's kicking again.'

'I know the ad said 'temporary,' but when did you say you had your last contraction?'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Preparing for a new arrival

Baby on Board

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Happy Mothers Day

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

Baby Footballer

Obstetrics.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

'How far along are you?'

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers