Pregnancy Journey Explorer Pillows

Obstetrics.

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'Hold it!'

Preparing for a new arrival

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Baby on Board

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Happy Mothers Day

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

D-Day (Dad Day)

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

'How far along are you?'

Womb for Kids