Maternity Journey Pillows

"Oh, look, they're having a fight!"

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

"I'm so good at this!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Batman's Baby

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

The Elephant in the Womb

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

Clown Delivering Babies.

Preparing for a new arrival

'Hold it!'

In the club.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Biological Alarm Clock.

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

Waiting Room