Maternity Adventurer Pillows

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Preparing for a new arrival

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Womb for Kids

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

Maternity Room: Push, Push, Push.

'COME BACK..I NEED TO PUT YOU ON!!'

This could be interesting...

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."