Pregnancy Journey Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'Hold it!'

Preparing for a new arrival

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Baby on Board

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Baby Footballer

Please take a number.

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Obstetrics.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

'How far along are you?'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

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Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push