Pregnancy Journeyer Pillows

'COME BACK..I NEED TO PUT YOU ON!!'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I hear you may do a baby."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Uterus: One size fits all.

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Preparing for a new arrival

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Happy Mothers Day

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Obstetrics.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Alf and Misery Guts

Bike Rides

'How far along are you?'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"