Pregnancy Journeyer T-Shirts

'COME BACK..I NEED TO PUT YOU ON!!'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I hear you may do a baby."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hold it!'

Preparing for a new arrival

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

Happy Mothers Day

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Obstetrics.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Bike Rides

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

'How far along are you?'

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"So, the inevitable sequel."