Pregnancy Journey Admirer Pillows

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I hear you may do a baby."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

Preparing for a new arrival

'Hold it!'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Baby on Board

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Happy Mothers Day

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Baby Footballer

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Obstetrics.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'How far along are you?'

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"