Pregnancy Journey Explorer Prints

Obstetrics.

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Preparing for a new arrival

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Baby on Board

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Happy Mothers Day

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Womb for Kids

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

'How far along are you?'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'