Pregnancy Journey Follower Gifts

'Baby's kicking again.'

'I know the ad said 'temporary,' but when did you say you had your last contraction?'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Uterus: One size fits all.

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Preparing for a new arrival

'Hold it!'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Baby on Board

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Happy Mothers Day

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Baby Footballer

Obstetrics.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"