Pregnancy Journey Cheerleaders Pillows

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'Hold it!'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Obstetrics.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'How far along are you?'

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

'60 is the new 40.'

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

'COME BACK..I NEED TO PUT YOU ON!!'

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

A Woman Using a Mirror to Discover Her Weight.

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

'Baby's kicking again.'

'I know the ad said 'temporary,' but when did you say you had your last contraction?'

Hotel: Price List

Nurse at RedFox fertility Clinic is about to touch a computer when it says: Don't Touch Me - I Have a Headache!

"What an anti-climax. There are no official plans to declare the birth canal open!"

'You GO, girl!'

'...and this is our cheapest fertility treatment.'

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

Pregnant woman doing exercises.

"After trying to start a family for so long, our doctor suggested a radical approach. . . sex! On every conceivable occasion.""