Pre-wedding Gifts

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Wedding Fayre

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Frank's Bakery. Before we see your wedding cake

The Aisle

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'So, how long will this take?'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

Last night of freedom.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'