Pre-nup Enthusiast Gifts

Armstrong, do you remember the first girl you ever kissed? Of course I do, minion. Here, let me call it up

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Wedding disaster #27.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Kindly readers, our resident counselor, Sadie Cohen, will be answering actual questions sent to her via email. Prepare to get an earful of wisdom! Dr. Sadie, I am in a relationship with a beautiful woman who I wish to marry but am still reeling from my first marriage scares me. How do I get over that fear? Signed, Fearful in Salt Lake City. Fear is a worthless emotion. It doesn't help at all. What you should be feeling is terror. Run for your life.

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'You just lost points for so easily getting that Geeky 'Star Trek' reference.'

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

Gender Symbols

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"I married for contrast."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Wildlife Refuge

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."