Pre-nup Enthusiast Gifts

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

Gender Symbols

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"I married for contrast."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

Wildlife Refuge

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''