Prenup Novice Gifts

'My lab partner wants a prenuptial agreement!'

Today we learned to count to one.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

'Brad and his prenuptial attorneys swept me off my feet!'

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"Triple whammy."

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore.'

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

"First date. You'd think she would have done something about her eraser."

"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"

'I'm having a hard-time unwinding during the prenup process.'

'There was no nasty surprise: The prenuptial agreement my wife made me sign clearly stated I would take care of the kids...'

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

"I lined it up with our prenup."

Tom Prepares for his Hot Date.

Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?