Prenup Specialist Gifts

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

'Brad and his prenuptial attorneys swept me off my feet!'

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."

'Do try and look intelligent-here comes my first husband...'

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'It is better to have lost at love with a good prenuptial agreement.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore.'

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I hope you realize, Madelaine, that you're in violaton of section G, paragraph 3a, of our prenuptial agreement.'

"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"