Prenup Planner Gifts

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

'Should we exchange stock portfolios before deciding who pays for the prenup lawyer?'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby name suggestions.

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Please take a number.

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

"Are we there yet?"

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"Just because it happened at the office Christmas party doesn't make it a 'work related accident'!"