Pre-marriage Preparation Gifts

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'You just lost points for so easily getting that Geeky 'Star Trek' reference.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Birthing Ball

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

"Oh for goodness sake, Walter...speak up when the minister asks you a question!"

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'Marriage is a serious matter, Ed. I can't discuss it with you until you go home and change your clothes.'

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

Marriage

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."

'One thing I need clarified: if we marry in church, is there any point in a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

'To qualify for a license, you must pass the marriage test. We put you in a room with your prospective mother-in-law for 24 hours.'

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

Lamaze. I'm sorry, no, we' don't offer any "Gifted Fetus" programs.

'It didn't work out. We had a pre-nuptial disagreement.'

'Hard day of prenuping?'

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

Please take a number...

"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"

Tunnel of love - pre-nuptial agreement