Pre-nuptial Agreement Gifts

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

'Brad and his prenuptial attorneys swept me off my feet!'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

'One thing I need clarified: if we marry in church, is there any point in a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."

'My client is fine with the nuptial agreement except for section 7a, non parole period!'

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'It is better to have lost at love with a good prenuptial agreement.'

'It didn't work out. We had a pre-nuptial disagreement.'

'Hard day of prenuping?'

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I hope you realize, Madelaine, that you're in violaton of section G, paragraph 3a, of our prenuptial agreement.'

Tunnel of love - pre-nuptial agreement

"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"

"It's a prenuptial agreement. If we ever divorce, I don't want you cleaning me out."