Signing A Prenup Gifts

'Brad and his prenuptial attorneys swept me off my feet!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

Don't forget to read the small print.

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

'Third sentence, second one over...what does that word mean?'

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

Miss T-T

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

'It is better to have lost at love with a good prenuptial agreement.'

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore.'

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

'Hard day of prenuping?'

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'