Pre-marital Agreement Signing Gifts

'Hard day of prenuping?'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'Brad and his prenuptial attorneys swept me off my feet!'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

Don't forget to read the small print.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."

"He's everything I want in a man."

'Third sentence, second one over...what does that word mean?'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

'Marriage is a serious matter, Ed. I can't discuss it with you until you go home and change your clothes.'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."

'My client is fine with the nuptial agreement except for section 7a, non parole period!'

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'