Pre-nuptial Agreement Prints

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'Brad and his prenuptial attorneys swept me off my feet!'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'You just lost points for so easily getting that Geeky 'Star Trek' reference.'

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

'One thing I need clarified: if we marry in church, is there any point in a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'My client is fine with the nuptial agreement except for section 7a, non parole period!'

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."

'It is better to have lost at love with a good prenuptial agreement.'

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

'It didn't work out. We had a pre-nuptial disagreement.'

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

'Hard day of prenuping?'

Of course my love is unconditional! We put it in the pre-nup, remember?

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I hope you realize, Madelaine, that you're in violaton of section G, paragraph 3a, of our prenuptial agreement.'

"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"