Navigating Prenup Prints

'I'm having a hard-time unwinding during the prenup process.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'Brad and his prenuptial attorneys swept me off my feet!'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

'It is better to have lost at love with a good prenuptial agreement.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore.'

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I hope you realize, Madelaine, that you're in violaton of section G, paragraph 3a, of our prenuptial agreement.'

"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"

'My lab partner wants a prenuptial agreement!'

"It's a prenuptial agreement. If we ever divorce, I don't want you cleaning me out."