Prenup Agreement Prints

Sure he's got a good reputation, but he'd clash with most of my outfits.'

'There was no nasty surprise: The prenuptial agreement my wife made me sign clearly stated I would take care of the kids...'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

'Brad and his prenuptial attorneys swept me off my feet!'

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

'My client is fine with the nuptial agreement except for section 7a, non parole period!'

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

'It is better to have lost at love with a good prenuptial agreement.'

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

Of course my love is unconditional! We put it in the pre-nup, remember?

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

'Hard day of prenuping?'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore.'

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'