"Goodness gracious great balls of fire, no!"
Pragmatic Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that balances wit with wisdom for the pragmatic humorist in your life? Our collection offers clever, humorous products that blend practicality with a fun, lighthearted edge. Perfect for those who appreciate humor grounded in real-world sense, these gifts are sure to bring smiles and a touch of cleverness to any occasion. Whether it’s a humorous print, a witty mug, or a playful t-shirt, you’ll find something that matches their sharp, sarcastic, and practical outlook.
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
Ethics exam cheater.
UK/US Free Trade Deal
They're Not Just That Into It
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
No-Work Orange
"Gee, thanks pal."
Trump! The Musical
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
Optimist
'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'
'I don't think the employees like me.'
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'
Uncle Donnie
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
Pragmatic Humorist Gifts Collection
Pragmatic Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the pragmatic humorist, where wit and practicality meet in every sip. Find a mug that makes mornings brighter.
Pragmatic Humorist Pillows
Check out our clever pillows that bring humor and practicality into home decor. A fun way to add personality to any space.
Pragmatic Humorist Prints
Browse our humor-inspired prints, ideal for pragmatic humorists wanting to add a witty touch to their walls with clever, insightful artwork.
Pragmatic Humorist T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts designed for the pragmatic humorist, blending humor with everyday style. Perfect for expressing their sharp mind with a smile.