Tactical Humorist Gifts

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"That's not what I meant by cover my ass, Henderson!"

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

Tank with a 'How is my driving' sticker

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Cat in a tank...

Football Chameleon

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"The Eggsorcist"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Electric Blanket.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

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Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."