Pragmatic Humorist Pillows

Add a touch of humor and practicality to their home decor with pillows that feature witty, clever sayings. A cozy reminder of their pragmatic humor every day.

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"Goodness gracious great balls of fire, no!"

"Goodness gracious great balls of fire, no!" mockup

"Goodness gracious great balls of fire, no!"

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"She's fine. She just needs some tofu." mockup

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida." mockup

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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Ethics exam cheater.

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UK/US Free Trade Deal

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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No-Work Orange

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"Gee, thanks pal."

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Trump! The Musical

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"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts" mockup

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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'He's downgrading the credit agencies.' mockup

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

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Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

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"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney." mockup

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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Optimist

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'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.' mockup

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

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The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement. mockup

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

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Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam mockup

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.'

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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...' mockup

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

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CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!' mockup

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

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'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?' mockup

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

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Uncle Donnie

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Pragmatic Humorist Pillows Collection

Pragmatic Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the pragmatic humorist, where wit and practicality meet in every sip. Find a mug that makes mornings brighter.

Pragmatic Humorist Prints

Browse our humor-inspired prints, ideal for pragmatic humorists wanting to add a witty touch to their walls with clever, insightful artwork.

Pragmatic Humorist T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirts designed for the pragmatic humorist, blending humor with everyday style. Perfect for expressing their sharp mind with a smile.