Power Outage Planner Gifts

Blackouts in California

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

The Fuse

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

Zombie Fish

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'I'm taking no chances.'

'My backup special...'

'The end is near.'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Saving up for a rainy day.

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"Thank God we're insured"

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

'So much for Plan B!'

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'