Backup Planner Gifts

No Backup System.

Plan A - Plan B.

'So much for Plan B!'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Protection for the world

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'I'm taking no chances.'

'My backup special...'

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'The end is near.'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Saving up for a rainy day.

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

'Smart bloke.'

Creature Plumbing

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."