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"If the new business strategy doesn't work we still have plan B."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"They say that 'laughter is the best medicine', which is great because your health plan doesn't cover the real stuff!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

'I'm sorry Bill, but some things in medicine we doctors just can't explain...like insurance forms.'

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"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

Emergency Underpants

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

"With this policy, at the age of 12, he receives 10 marrow bones a month."

'What do I do now? -- the company I buy my malpractice insurance from is being sued for malpractice!'

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

"Richard, Mr. Chenolock, the insurance man, is here to determine your life expectancy."

'After reading the more than 2000 confusing pages of a health care reform bill, he immediately went into post traumatic stress!'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"You'll be happy to hear I'm not holding you accountable for any of your preexisting conditions."

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