Backup Strategist Gifts

'This is working fine now, but we really should have a backup plan.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Folding Container.

The Atomium Bombs

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

The Muscle in Brussels

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'So much for Plan B!'

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

'I'll take this one.'

Creature Plumbing

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

"One day Son all this will be yours."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

In-house printing.

Indoor Picnic.

Money in mousetrap