Backup Planners Gifts

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

Protection for the world

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'My backup special...'

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

'I'm taking no chances.'

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'The end is near.'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Saving up for a rainy day.

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

'So much for Plan B!'

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."

Cat stuck up tree with 'You are here' sign.

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'