Backup Plan Buff Gifts

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

"Here's the parking lot."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Uncle Sam and health care.

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

'Your employer's health plan automatically cancels your coverage once you get sick.'

"Your condition appears to have deteriorated considerably since your last cheque bounced."

'You know, you're a very expensive employee because we have to contribute to nine retirement and life insurance plans for you.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Insurance quote.

"Well, according to this, my clients were covered for 'huff and puff.'"

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

'Very good, sir -- would you also like to purchase some meal INSURANCE?'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but you can't collect on your mate's life insurance until he's died nine times.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'Looks like you bought healthcare insurance that does not cover pre-existing organs.'

"Doctor Wilson believes in preventive financing, so regardless of your insurance, fill out this loan application form."

'Sorry for scanning my rear end. The health insurance doesn't cover a colonoscopy.'

Group Insurance/Vitamins