Backup Strategist Mugs

'This is working fine now, but we really should have a backup plan.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Folding Container.

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

'So much for Plan B!'

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

'I'll take this one.'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

In-house printing.

Indoor Picnic.

Money in mousetrap