Backup Planner Pillows

No Backup System.

Plan A - Plan B.

'So much for Plan B!'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

Protection for the world

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

'I'm taking no chances.'

'My backup special...'

'The end is near.'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Saving up for a rainy day.

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'Smart bloke.'

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."

Cat stuck up tree with 'You are here' sign.