Just-in-case Planner Gifts

"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

Saving up for a rainy day.

'Why so early?'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Do as many study days as you can

'Smart bloke.'

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

'So much for Plan B!'

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

'I have 3 minutes to find a Valentines card or I'm a dead man.'

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

a drink at the pub

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

"Of course, if this one flops we're done."

Morning Procrastination

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

'Ready for Valentines Day? . . . Wow. I wish I could see the look on your wife's face.'

'The law is all about planning.'

Plan B 1/2

Search attic - find Xmas decorations and Santa Suit. Update greeting card list. Buy cards and stamps. Make gift list. Put up lights. Start cards. Get tree - decorate tree. Gift shopping. Finish caards. Mail cards. Francine's Xmas party. More gift shopping. Make Xmas candy. More gift shopping. Caroling with neighbors. Wrap gifts. Plan Xmas dinner. Play Santa at party. Get more lights. What do you want for Christmas, Frank? Another month to prepare for it! (Published previously on December 19, 19

"No, no, don't crash. . . I forgot to save my document!"

"It's that guy who always buys when we say 'Only 1 Room Left'."