Just-in-case Planner Mugs

"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

Saving up for a rainy day.

'Smart bloke.'

'So much for Plan B!'

Do as many study days as you can

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

'Why so early?'

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

'I have 3 minutes to find a Valentines card or I'm a dead man.'

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

a drink at the pub

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

"Of course, if this one flops we're done."

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

'Ready for Valentines Day? . . . Wow. I wish I could see the look on your wife's face.'

'The law is all about planning.'

Plan B 1/2

Valentine's day, grocery store, 5pm

"No, no, don't crash. . . I forgot to save my document!"

"It's that guy who always buys when we say 'Only 1 Room Left'."