'I have 3 minutes to find a Valentines card or I'm a dead man.'
Last-minute Planner Mugs
Brighten a last-minute planner's morning with a humorous mug that captures their spontaneous spirit. Perfect for quick coffee breaks and witty reminders—these mugs make every sip a little more cheerful.
Valentine's day, grocery store, 5pm
"It's that guy who always buys when we say 'Only 1 Room Left'."
"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."
'Why so early?'
'You've missed it.'
'Ready for Valentines Day? . . . Wow. I wish I could see the look on your wife's face.'
Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?
Only 45 Popping Days to Christmas.
"Oh no! It's definitely time to take care of the Christmas gifts!"
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."
The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans
"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."
"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."
The Reaper's Arms
"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."
'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'
'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'
Man proposes holding a balloon.
The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business
"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."
"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."
"He's fine, Ma'm."
'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'
"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"
'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'
"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."
'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'
"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."
'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'
"See you in the morning."
'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'
"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."
a drink at the pub
Last-minute Planner Mugs Collection
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